Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”
*gets hot partner*
Will Smith recognized the cameraman!
So many things happening in this gif:
JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap
Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself
Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out
Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE HEAD BUMP
they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
crush accidentally makes physical contact with you
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
truth right there
I had an old white lady in the gym locker room cuss me out because I was speaking in french to my best friend while on the phone. She was mad because I was “taking her culture and turning it into some disgusting “nigger language”.” I asked her if she spoke french and she said “no but its still disrespectful” and walked away.
I’m bilingual in French and English.
This the type of shit that actually really happens but no one believes.
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now
you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated